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Metal as Phuk

PC (Microsoft Windows) • 2017

Should you play it?

Metal as Phuk is a Mature, Turn-Based, Crude Comedy RPG that has one goal and one goal only: To Make You Laugh! Play as Chael, the last Paladin of the Metal Order, as he embarks on his journey to stop The Dark Bards before they can summon A'Marthius, a MONSTROUS Demon D-Bag!

What works

  • Humorous and clever dialogue
  • Engaging turn-based combat
  • Rewarding exploration with secrets and experience
  • Strong metal music soundtrack
  • Distinctive character personalities and banter

Things to keep in mind

  • Short game length
  • Some technical issues with graphics and controls
  • Final boss fight design frustrating for some
  • Limited graphical variety and use of rpg maker assets
  • Linear progression with minimal replayability

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Metal as Phuk: Broadly representative of its motivational profile, with a few distinct shifts. Motivations that often define this kind of title include Cooperation, Fellowship, Intimacy, Leadership. Here, the score leans higher than usual among comparable games on Leadership. It leans lower than usual among comparable games on Cooperation, Fellowship.

Last update: 27/08/2026