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The Culling Of The Cows

PC (Microsoft Windows) • 2014

Should you play it?

The Culling Of The Cows is a side-scrolling shooter / tower defence game. You will take the role of Sammy, a soliloquizing schizophrenic farmer with a self prophesied mission to lay waste to the disease spreading over his farm.

What works

  • Humorous and absurd theme
  • Addictive and challenging gameplay
  • Variety of enemies and upgrades
  • Easy achievements and trading cards
  • Runs on low-end systems

Things to keep in mind

  • Short and repetitive gameplay
  • High price relative to content
  • Limited controls and aiming issues
  • Lack of multiplayer or social features
  • Monotonous music and sound

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Last update: 02/11/2026